We gots dis grrreat award frum da totally hip Miss Ariel, Chairman Mao's purrty gurl cat. She waz howlin' on THurz-day to gets her momeez attenshun, but I don't tink it worked evfun though we couldz see her tonsilz. So now she iz gonna givez a BIG cons-hurt where evfurry cat can hear her. She iz furry tally-tented & we should all support her in her artistic strugglez.We iz gonna givez dis awardee to our pal Boy, whoze itty-bitty brudder drivez him ups a tree, & to Henry Helton. Henry'z recent story about's hiz momeez kitty dat came before made all da cats cry. We needz some new snot ragz. I better go see if da momee haz finished wit washin' up da lin-nun.
"Momee...didz you finish dat laun-dree yet? We cats needz some warm towelzez."
LOAN UPDATE:
Well, if da Itty-Bitty Cafe' iz to gets off da ground sometime in da next cent-jury, we iz gonna needz a merry-cull! Da dadee iz nots signin' off on no "#!!@&*+=?#$! shyster loan!"
Don'ts quote me...dat iz what da dadee said, nots me.
I will has to come up wit a new plan. I will keeps you all posted on da prog-grass. After all, we cats need a place to eats out too.
