Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Maximillian iz reekin' havock in Burr-maw!

Maximillian: For some time now, I have been delayed by the Burmese Security Forces out at the "Farm."

In order to allay suspicion, I have been instructed to demonstrate that we are actually growing figs.
Can you see the figs above my head?
These are not your ordinary figs. Oh no. They are much, MUCH, more.

General Mi-Chin has even gone so far as to plant decoy corn.
Since corn is the plant du jour for biofuels, this will be an easy way to distract the border guards.
You can see the corn in the photo below.
This corn is not your ordinary corn, oh no, it is so much, much, MUCH more.

Yee gads! Enough of figs and corn! It is past time for me to depart for the harbor. The freighter will be nearly set to sail! I cannot disappoint my friends and loved ones back home. (Especially the lovely Kellie!)

Whew! I guess I misjudged the acreage in this hamlet. I better hurry. Hurry, hurry, scurry, scurry! Crikees! Sounds like mice or something. Mice???? Did someone just say MICE????

(Dr Tweety interjects: Oh fur crime-ninnieez sakes! My brudder cannots keep hiz eyez on da prize! "Get it togedder you crazee Burr-man!")
Maximillian: There really is a light at the end of the tunnel! I'm pretty certain I see the ship.

"Doctor" Tweety, you think I cannot hear those snide asides?

I see the freighter! Really! Ummm... at least I think I do.

General? Did you happen to notice a modest boat parked down at the club? The one that weighs in the 'general' vicinity of say, 65,000 millions of tonnage?

Egads! If the General is going to delay my trip until the freighter passes inspection, the "onlee reazonabull ting to do" will be to sample a small portion of the goods.

Ahhhh, this is more like it!

Dr Tweety: Oh I justee cannots beleevz it! He iz dat close to gettin' da ship-mint home & what doez he doez? He layz down on da jobby!


Anonymous said...

Oh Doc, you should have gone yourself. Never send a boy cat to do a man cat's job, or something like that... ;-)

Mickey's Musings said...

Tweety, maybe Max should take Kellie along!! Maybe she can reel him in!! heehee
Now tell him to get his furry butt home!!!!!!!! We wants nip!!
Purrs Mickey

Daisy said...

Maximillian, you have a very good plan. I hope it works! I think everycat is eagerly awaiting the shipment.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Corn? That looks better than our corn. Some day maybe it will stop raining long enough to go weed our garden!

Lux said...

There's *always time for a nap!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Is hims a polydactyly cat? Hey, when it comes to nip, I's yur cat! Da nip growin in my yard is primo shtuff. As fur corn, I like it in tortilla chips. Mmmmm

Tybalt said...

It looks like Max is working too hard . . . maybe he just needed a short rest, Doc?

The Crew said...

Maximillian...get up, get up! You'll miss the boat and we're all waiting for this "special" shipment!!!

PB 'n J said...

Clearly that crazy Burr-man needs some one to snoopervise him!

Unknown said...

Oh Maximillian! I was so delighted to see so many pictures of you today! My heart is still pitter pattering!

Now, after your nap please try to get that boat out of the harbour - there are alot of cats counting on you and I just know you can do it.

I hope to see you soon.


Jans Funny Farm said...

What a spellbinding story! Will he make it in time. Will the nip ship pass inspection? Will Dt. T have a con-nip-tion fit waiting for his brother to rise to the occaion?

Oh, we can't wait to see what happens.

purrs and tail wags

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

I think it is appropriate to take naps as necessary, no matter what the task at hand!

MaoMao said...

hehehe, Momma wants to snorgle Max! He's such a sweet big mancat. And he looks like he's havin funsies samplin the goods!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

The Furry Fighter said...

ise just wanted to come and say goodbye to you and your family...thank you for being a good friend, sending me words of encouragement, purrs and love...i hope you live a long and happy and healthy life...
your Stormie, The Furry Fighter

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Doctor Tweety, fursiblings can be so irritating. But a good toona pastry will help with the irritation.
da Mini

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