Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Summer (almostee) silleez at da Fab Five

Da momee (aka, da typist) haz been furry unhelpful. Its alwayz da same egg-scuse: "Oh Tweet! Of course I care what your friends think.. of course I want to help you sweetie, but this is the time of year when dad and I are in the garden every waking moment that we're not at work. So how do we fit it all in?"

Oh pulleeze! Az if in my 8 yearzez I hazzunt heard dis before! Can't she at leastiez come up wit sumpin' new?

Well, I doez dye-grass... so here'z what da Fab Five iz up to while da momee & da dadee iz so durn "bizzy":

Delilah lepted offa da birdie fountain

I con-teemplated a tuna pick-nick wit my sweetie da Mini

Da Auntie Stinkie & I discussed dat we needz to putz a firecracker under da momeez butt to cleanz up da porchee fur our big 'nip partee.

Iris & Delilah gotted dere nap interrupted by da momee who waz gonna finully cleanz up da porchee. (Ohh my... crankee kitteez!)

Delilah thought she would show off her fence jumpin' skillzez to her sweetie Angus.

Da Auntie Stinkie sez dat although she cannots see anyting, she iz enjoyin' da herbz & her walks wit Mr Bounce.

Delilah & meez iz tryin' outs our new 'nip tea in da birdie bath... we tinks dat da cats dat comez to da 'nip partee mights like to haz a new way to indulge.

Den we hadz dis snake comez into da livin' room. Da momee waz screeechin' so bad I hadz to runz outta da housee.

In factee, I wents right back out & had some more 'nip tea outta da fountain' ting!

Den Delilah thought she wouldz makes a pet outta dat snake.
She waz watchin' it furry carefully to see if it wanted some kibbullz.

Den Delilah thought she would doez her part to save on da momeez & dadeez green paperz... so she went greenie & tried out a hybrid car. It fits her justee fine she sez... &, it getsez 66,ooo sqwillion milezez to da gallon!!!

Den I thoughts I better gets caught up wit da latest issue of Saveur & da new summertime pasta recipeez. Mebbe a itty bitty bit of 'nip pesto?

Den my brudder Maximillian thought he should poze fur a glam puss shot fur hiz lady love Kellie. Okeedokee Max.. we seez what a hansome guy you reely iz.

& dere you haz it... summer fun at da Fab Five!!!


Asta said...

It looks like youw house is the fullest funnest evew wif the fab five..gweat pictoowes!! I nevew twied Nip in my watew, but youw fountain looks fabulous and I wouldn't mind twying it at all..I don't have my own pool, it belongs to the doggie wun place, but it's only two blockses away at least..you must have such a good time with a powch and a gawden and a house, and so many wondewfool bwuvvews and sissies
happy summew to all of you
smoochie kisses

Anonymous said...

"Wow" a snake my grandma says she would have fainted before she even had the chance to scream.A tuna picnic sounds lovely especially in the garden.Great photos your all so cute...Hugs and Purrs Ariel :)

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Dr Tweety, I'm sorry your Mom is going away for the weekend. You can still come to the wedding though, you can just be quiet. Mini says you can just go to the reception chat with her and eat lots and she'll make Mom type for both of you.

::smoochies to my handsome Dr::
da Mini

Tybalt said...

Dr Tweety, you have all been super busy! I bet that nip tea is delicious. I think Delilah was pretty brave to try and make a pet out of that snake!

Anonymous said...

Wow, Dr. Tweety, things are really hopping over at your house! That snakes looks like lots of fun! Mom would remove his head from his body though, so it's just as well it didn't come over here.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

What happened to your pet snake?

PB 'n J said...

Mommy nearly passed out when she saw that snake - but we told her to hold it together, cause we need a typist!

Even if your Momee is busy - you guys sure are having a lot of fun!

Daisy said...


Lux said...

Those are some great pictures - but, man! My mom would've been screaming so loud when she saw that snake!

Anonymous said...

Delilah, are you trying to be a snake charmer? You look like you're trying to stare it down, anyway. If you could, that would be a skill worth a lot of green papers.

Unknown said...

Wow, you guys have been very, very busy. I don't think I would care for the snake though - I would be screetching away with your Mum.

Dear Maximillian,
Dante from the Purrageous Pirates tells me that you are going to take me some place special on Friday! I am so excited! I can't wait. Hopefully it will be no problem for you to get a few hours off from the Burmese Security Council. I shall see you on Friday my sweet Maximillian.


P.S. I have printed off your latest picture and hung it on my wall, you are just so handsome.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Wow! It sure is a lot more interesting and exciting around there than this house. But we can do without the snake, please.

Jan says she's with your mom - Eeeeek! And run.

purrs and tail wags

Mickey's Musings said...

I get the same line about workin' in the garden :o
Nip-tea in a bird bath sounds good about now!! Essence of birdies in the nip,...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!
Did ya find a place to nap,it looks busy at your place!!! heeheehee
Purrs Mickey

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Very cool run down of your events. Loved the nip tea dispenser and your toy snake looked really, really life like!

Hee Hee

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

WoW! You guys haf been busier then the Mommie and Daddie outside... The snake was amazin! All we found that was different inside was a lizard.

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

My mom is freaking out just looking at that snake! You have a nice garden.

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Dearest Auntie Stinkie....I just love seeing you out wandering in the lavendar patch! If Dr Tweety gets rid of the snake, I would like to ask you if I could come over and wander your garden with you and then have a little tea party...just you and me?
Mommy is bust here making stuff and watching soccer games on TV...I do not get too much attention today and she will not even miss me if I come and visit you...
Love Miss Peach

Mr. Hendrix said...

wow! great photos. you kitties are working hard getting ready for the party. it is hard keeping the mommy in line too i know.

i like your special fountian! very very pretty. i'm sure the birdies love it.

Happy Summer to you all!

Mr. Hendrix said...

PS that snake looks like fun to play with

Chrissie said...

Dr. Tweety, I must say, old fellow, you're doing a fine job of managing such varied and diverse event at your home up there Where Everything Is Green. In spite of the recalcitrant beans you've got on staff, you do manage to throw fine parties and keep very fine ladies of all ages and interests content~not to mention all the DRAMA!


For My Darling 'Lilah:

What an athletic Miss you are! I must say that my heart beat faster at seeing evidence of your fence jumping skills, not to mention the sheer bravery of facing down that serpent! Have I ever told you that your face just sends me? How about I teleport over and we go lie under the trees together, in the cool shade, and count the butterflies passing by?


The Furry Kids said...

You guys have been super busy. What ever happened with the snake?

The Crew said...

Gosh Tweet, you sure have been busy over there. When do you find time to rest?!

Have you checked with the local birdies to see how they feel about their tub being used as a niptini bar?

Misty & Tipper think Delilah is being very brave. They'd run if they saw a snake!

MaoMao said...

hehehe, alla you kitties are so beeyootiful and so much funsies! We Ballicai are glad yur enjoyin the summertime and the sunnyshines. And that snake looks like he'd be lotsa fun to play with!

We unnerstand about buzzy Mommas. Ours has been buzzy, too. I wish she'd be more buzzy helpin us Ballicai blog and vizzit!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

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