My birf-dAY!!

And Happy 17th to my frend Princess!

From da tally-tented & wunder-full Tigger, Momo, & Pyewacket!

lOOk EVEFURRY cAT!
dA MOmeE MaDE mE nIP tiNIz FUR mY
8th bIRf DAy!!
wOO-hoO!!
oH dEZe aRE fuRrY gOOd! anY CaaT wanTs oNE?

oNE, TwO, tRee, fLipp!

yOwZa! dAt iZ a dYnOmIte TaIL!

HuH? yOU tINKS i LoOks sILLy?

i Do nOTs CaRe! aNUddEr fLip PleEzE!

WheEEeeEE!

uH, Da wUerLd Iz gOiN' rOUnD....

MeBBe i sHoUld eAts a Itty bIttY gRassE & pUkEs!

Momee: "Dr Tweety! Would you like some tuna cake honey? I think Mini just showed up. I'll go get the niptinis."

Dat iz a furry good idea momee!

Terry-bull pan-cakes!

Da momee thought she wouldz help me by makin' some gluten-free pancakes. She thought dat some of my frendz might haz speshul dietary needz, & dat I could serve deze in da Itty Bitty Cafe'.

"No momee no! I cannot standz dem! Takes 'em away!"

Do peoplez really eats dis stuffee?

Az you can see fur yourself (on dat cake below), evfun da Delilah couldz not take more den a itty bitty bite.

Da momee herself sez to da dadee,"Oh dear, these horrible pancakes taste like sandy cardboard! And they have the nerve to charge six green papers for this disgusting mix?"

Well I coulda told her & saved her da trubull. Any ting dat iz not found in my Saveur iz NOT gonna be served in MY cafe'!

Wordly-more Wed-nez-day

I gots lots to say here, 'cuz da momee braxe ALL her promisez to me.

Now...lets get sumpin' straights. I lovez my frendz. Da cats dat livez in dis house lovez dere boy frendz & gurl frendz... & it iz not fair fur da momee to work so hard dat we cannot complete our bloggie & vizit our frendz. Dis iz DIS-grace-full!!!

"Momee??? Do you hearz me???? You are lettin' evfurry cat down."

So here iz da plan. I yam gonna has to bite her butt. & mebbe peez on her pillow. Yes, I yam really a bad cat. 'Say lah vee,' az da beanz are so fond of sayin.'

Here are some pix dat da momee toox oevfur da weekend...at leastee she had da presince of mind to do dat!"

Uh-oh. Iz dis a fresh tay-bull clothee? Dat iz not a good sign of tingz to come.

Da momee haz been cleanin housee instead of lettin' me bloggie! I hope she doezn't expect me to clean. I yam not gonna hu-more her on dis score.

"Delilah! You better listen up! Da momee iz on da war path wit da housee! I suggest dat you hide, & mebbe get in your rat cave."

"Tell you whats. You go dat way & I will go dis way & dat way, we canz avoydz her all-together. And-alay! And-alay!"

Da moral of da Wed-nez-day storee? Get in yer spot & dont's move or else gets da heck outta Dodge! If momeez are H-bent on cleanin' housee, do what da dadee doez & leavez!!!!

"Dadee!!! Waits fur me. I yam right bee-hind you."