Itty Bitty Cafe' Grand Openin'

Itty Bitty Cafe'
Grand Openin'
Sun-day April 20th!!!!!
Dat iz today! Yawhoo!

Delilah, Moi, Mini, Auntie Stinkie, Iris, Kellie, Maximillian, Angus, and Bounce have a "sweet-hearts" night out in da new cafe'

We will be hangin' out justee tryinz out some new recipeez & a few of da old flavor-ites.
So drop on in if you feelz up to it.

Da menu includez:
Fishy tuna puffs
Nip chip cookiez
Filet of roastie beef
Ham (fur meezerz of course!)
Roastie Chix-hen
Sausagez 'n' gizzardz
Lizard pie
Squirrel tail
Duck ala king
Fur my vegan frendz (Stifler???): Spinach florentine
And nip-tiniz GALORE!!!

HooBoy! Lets get da ball rollin'!

Cafe' sponsorz:
Daisy da Curly Cat
Miss Peach
Cheysuli (inadvertantlee)
& da Bank of Catafornia

WHOOPEEE!

(I only owez da dadee five squillion green paperz!)

Egg-zausted!

Tanks to all our frendz fur comin' by dis week to celly-brate some speshul birf-dayz at our housee.

Da typist iz un-availabull to-day, but tomorrow, on Sat-tud-day, I yam gonna be vizitun' each & evfurry one of you. I hopes you will be around.... 'cuz I yam gonna bring evfurry cat a nipchip cookie!

I yam testin' recipeez fur da Itty Bitty Cafe'!
See you soon.

Delilah's BIG Birthday Adventure

Thank you Tuxedo Gang for this gorgeous graphic!

Hi every one... today is my THIRD birthday, and my Uncle Dr Tweety said that I could have a BIG adventure... so I am taking him "up" on his word!

Oh look! Is that a nice yummy birdie over there? Just for me?

Oh it looks delicious! And I bet my Uncle Tweety would roast it for me in honor of my third birthday.

I do hope that Angus Mhor is watching... he will see that even though I am full figured, I am quite an athlete.

Now I must go a bit higher to catch my prize.

Ummm... Dr Tweety? Exactly how high am I?

Fantastic! Now the squirrels have joined in... I do love a tasty little squirrel now and then.

Just thinking about squirrels makes me a bit woozy. Not to mention that Angus took some pretty hot photos of himself last week, and I have not completely recovered!

Well, nothing for it... I have no choice but to go higher still. That little tease of a squirrel thinks he's going to have a bit of fun.

Oh gracious! Now he dashed up into the trees. What a racket!

Ah, but just think what my Uncle Tweety can do for a birthday dinner with a little bit of gamey meat.

I think I will have as much as I want tonight, and to heck with diets. You don't turn three years old every day!

"Dat iz right Delilah! You iz a furry good frend, & I tinks you hadz a great ad-venture to-day. I tinks you needz to be care-full. If da momee saw you up dere she mights haz an attax."

A few (HIC!) wordz on Wed-nezday

I haz had da bestee birf-day in my entire life!!!! Tanks to all my frendz, old & new, dat tooks da time to come & haz some fun... What a day. (HIC)

If you all izn't compleeetly worn to a frazzull, mebbe you will come back fur Delilah'z 3rd birf-day this Thurz-day!

I love you all, (HIC!) Doctor Tweety

My birf-dAY!!

And Happy 17th to my frend Princess!

From da tally-tented & wunder-full Tigger, Momo, & Pyewacket!

lOOk EVEFURRY cAT!
dA MOmeE MaDE mE nIP tiNIz FUR mY
8th bIRf DAy!!
wOO-hoO!!
oH dEZe aRE fuRrY gOOd! anY CaaT wanTs oNE?

oNE, TwO, tRee, fLipp!

yOwZa! dAt iZ a dYnOmIte TaIL!

HuH? yOU tINKS i LoOks sILLy?

i Do nOTs CaRe! aNUddEr fLip PleEzE!

WheEEeeEE!

uH, Da wUerLd Iz gOiN' rOUnD....

MeBBe i sHoUld eAts a Itty bIttY gRassE & pUkEs!

Momee: "Dr Tweety! Would you like some tuna cake honey? I think Mini just showed up. I'll go get the niptinis."

Dat iz a furry good idea momee!

Terry-bull pan-cakes!

Da momee thought she wouldz help me by makin' some gluten-free pancakes. She thought dat some of my frendz might haz speshul dietary needz, & dat I could serve deze in da Itty Bitty Cafe'.

"No momee no! I cannot standz dem! Takes 'em away!"

Do peoplez really eats dis stuffee?

Az you can see fur yourself (on dat cake below), evfun da Delilah couldz not take more den a itty bitty bite.

Da momee herself sez to da dadee,"Oh dear, these horrible pancakes taste like sandy cardboard! And they have the nerve to charge six green papers for this disgusting mix?"

Well I coulda told her & saved her da trubull. Any ting dat iz not found in my Saveur iz NOT gonna be served in MY cafe'!

EZ likes Sun-day

I decidud to takes it EZ dis weekend, 'cuz da momee & da dadee wents kook-koo!

You will see da evy-dance later dis week on my bloggiee, but I yam tellin' you it waz not purrty.

Dis week iz gonna be a tuff one to gets thru. My birf-day iz April 15th, & da Delilah'z birf-day iz da 17th. I tink we are gonna haz a partee fur both of us on da next Satur-day. Either dat, or we haz a BIG partee on da Auntie Stinkie'z Sweet 16 birf-day in my new Itty Bitty Cafe!

Dat iz right...you heard it here firstee! Miss Peachy iz buyin' ups all kindz of lemon-aid, & Daisy iz gifun me here left oevfur itty bitty shrunken green paperz, so I tink we are good to go!

I willz try to makes an announce-mint on da Cat Bloggo-Spear when I gets it all figurred out. Stay tuned!

Froot-bat Fry-day & Awardz

Justee look at dis gorgee-us award dat da sweet Ariel & da Miss Peach gavez us. We iz so honored dats we hardly can find da wordz to express our surprize.

After all, da momee haz not been a good typist lately. She lets my vizitorz down all too often by not lettin' me leavez commints. She iz alwayz sayin stufee likes, "But Tweet, I have to work 50 hours a week, so that I can buy all that salmon, tuna & chix-hen that you like to cook for all 180 of your pals."

Yeah right momee...good try! Other momeez seem to manage. Why can't you?

Anyhoo, da award iz 'cuz of Ariel, who invented it & said dis:

"Everyone knows someone who goes beyond. A person who
always helps others, always has a kind word, a person with
a heart of gold. So I told mom I wanted to make an award we
could give to those we think deserve it."

So, we iz gonna pass dis awardee on to:
The Furry Kids
'Cuz dey haz helped me to findz my altar ego:

If Titus can doez it, den I can! Titus iz my D-A-W-G idol. He iz da King of all froot-bats.

I know, I know, severull of da meezerz do it better den I do.
Mebbe I will takes lessons frum Kaze. She doez a speck-tackyoular jobz of it too.

Wordy-less Wednez-day

Da beeoty-full (STILL SINGULL!) Iris

Tux-ee Tuez-day

Well, I yam gonna feeture Delilah to-day, justee to makes Angus happy. Angus postied some purrty ris-kay pix a cupple of dayz ago & dis had da Delilah a itty-bitty feverish, but I tink she iz recovered.

"Delilah? Here kitty kitty! Looks nice fur da Angus now...let him see how sweet & purrty you are."

"Yikes honey! Slowz down a itty-bitty bit. You don'ts want Angus tinkin' dat you iz starved fur treats do you?"

"Dere, dat iz better sweet-heart. Look at doze purrty owl eyez."

"Delilah? While you're pozin' by da treats drawer, do you justee wanna counts up da Greeniez fur me? I waz snoopin' aroundz earlier to see ifs I needed to go shoppin' fur da Cafe'."

Delilah: "Sheesh! Who does my Uncle Tweety think he is? The boss of me?"

Tweet: "Well act-shoely Delilah, I yam da boss."

Delilah: "As the saying goes, 'Let them go forth deluded.'"

Tweet: "What?? I nevfur heardz dat sayin' beforez. Who said dat?!"

Delilah: "I did!"

Itty Bitty Café update: News flashee, dis justee in!

Miss Peach & da Daizy haz offered to helps fund da Café. Miss Peach sez dat if Chey iz elected prezzy-dent, den Miss Peachy will be in charge of da Fed, & she will makes ze-row interest loanz to cats! & Daizy iz sellin’ lemo-nade fur $38.00 a glassee, & she will splitz da prophets wit me… so go buyz your lemonade now!!!! Hooray Café, here we comez.

Sun-day award fur us

We gots dis grrreat award frum da totally hip Miss Ariel, Chairman Mao's purrty gurl cat. She waz howlin' on THurz-day to gets her momeez attenshun, but I don't tink it worked evfun though we couldz see her tonsilz. So now she iz gonna givez a BIG cons-hurt where evfurry cat can hear her. She iz furry tally-tented & we should all support her in her artistic strugglez.

We iz gonna givez dis awardee to our pal Boy, whoze itty-bitty brudder drivez him ups a tree, & to Henry Helton. Henry'z recent story about's hiz momeez kitty dat came before made all da cats cry. We needz some new snot ragz. I better go see if da momee haz finished wit washin' up da lin-nun.

"Momee...didz you finish dat laun-dree yet? We cats needz some warm towelzez."

LOAN UPDATE:
Well, if da Itty-Bitty Cafe' iz to gets off da ground sometime in da next cent-jury, we iz gonna needz a merry-cull! Da dadee iz nots signin' off on no "#!!@&*+=?#$! shyster loan!"

Don'ts quote me...dat iz what da dadee said, nots me.
I will has to come up wit a new plan. I will keeps you all posted on da prog-grass. After all, we cats need a place to eats out too.

Stinkie & da Itty-Bitty Cafe & Credit Cardz Gone Bad

Here iz a nice pic dat da momee took recently of Auntie Stinkie. Bouncie thought dat he should take Auntie Stinkie on a walk through the rozie gardunz & den dey can comez & haz a tasty tea wit me in my “Itty-Bitty Cafe'.” (Right now dis iz in da momeez kitsch-hen, but not fur long.)

See? Da Auntie Stinkie iz tinkin' abouts what I should make fur her & her sweetie Mr Bounce. He iz such a gentleman cat, dat she iz ovefur joyed! & Both of der birfdayz are comin' up. (I will makes an announcemint later next week....)

I yam tinkin’ abouts makin’ dem some shrimp puff pastereez, some tuna mini (Oh Mini???Are you listenin’ sweetie???) pee-sawz wit anchoveez, & mebbe some mackerel macaroni. Auntie Stinkie lovez noodullz almostee az much az she likes her fishy & chix-hen.


Since I yam plannin’ on getting’ my new Itty Bitty CafÈ open wit a loan from da Bank of Cat-a-fornia, I have been bizzy writin’ a bizzyness plan.


Michico & Adan suggested dat da mad bad Burr-man & I couldz be good business cats. I tinks dey iz right. So after we gets outta trou-bull wit Daisy & Chey’s bogus credit card billz we canz open up da cafÈ.


(By da way, Chey…didz you hear dat da Maxi boughts a tug-boat to haul da freighter full of nip into da Vancouver Harbour? & well, he uzed YOUR card number fur dat portion of dis spectack-you-lar present to da Miss Kellie. I would take dis up wit da Maxi, since he iz more of a crimmy-nul cat den I like to admits. He may be related to da Sopranoze.)


Delilah said she wouldz help in da cafÈ by servin’ our patronz (I can gets her to work reel cheep!) & Iris iz gonna be da hostess. So keeps your pawz crossied dat da loan goez through.

Da bank of Cat-a-fornia givez cats pre-furred percent-age rates (97%!) on der loanz fur a turd of a squillion. Dat may be a tad bit high fur some…but da dadee lovez me, so he might co-sign if I asks him nicely.

“Dadee??? Are youz around? Canz we have a talkee?”

"Boys, you have phone calls!"

"Doctor Tweety! Look, you have a phone call. Is it Mini?"

"Uh momee. You puts dem on hold. I do nots tink dat waz da Mini. I did nots hear dem cleerly, but I tink dey were speakin' Burmese."

Oh fur crime-ninniez sakee! Now dey are tryin' on da cell. Iz dere no restee here fur me?

I yam beginnin to tinks dat my brudder da mad bad-Burr-man ordered some nip offa da internet uzin' Daisy da Curly Cat's credit card! Mebbe dat iz why her bill waz so eye-ball poppin.'

Or mebbe dis iz da telly-marketerz from Burma, da nip growin' cappy-tull of da world.

"Maximillian???? Wakee uppee dude! I tink dis iz fur you. It's da Burmeze 'Nip Society, & dey wants to know if dey should ship all 567 tonz of nip to one Miss Kellie da Orange Cat in British Collumbee-ah."

"Hullo? Yes, this is Maximillian. Uh, yes, I did order one freighter to be delivered to the Vancouver Port. Is there anything wrong? Uh... please repeat. Oh my, you say that the credit card was denied?"

"Mommy? Could you please get your wallet out?"

Didz I hear dat right??? He ordered an entire FREIGHTER?

OMG... dis iz it. Da jig iz up. Let's me outta dis housee right now! Mini sweetie???? I am on da way!

Wordly-more Wed-nez-day

I gots lots to say here, 'cuz da momee braxe ALL her promisez to me.

Now...lets get sumpin' straights. I lovez my frendz. Da cats dat livez in dis house lovez dere boy frendz & gurl frendz... & it iz not fair fur da momee to work so hard dat we cannot complete our bloggie & vizit our frendz. Dis iz DIS-grace-full!!!

"Momee??? Do you hearz me???? You are lettin' evfurry cat down."

So here iz da plan. I yam gonna has to bite her butt. & mebbe peez on her pillow. Yes, I yam really a bad cat. 'Say lah vee,' az da beanz are so fond of sayin.'

Here are some pix dat da momee toox oevfur da weekend...at leastee she had da presince of mind to do dat!"

Uh-oh. Iz dis a fresh tay-bull clothee? Dat iz not a good sign of tingz to come.

Da momee haz been cleanin housee instead of lettin' me bloggie! I hope she doezn't expect me to clean. I yam not gonna hu-more her on dis score.

"Delilah! You better listen up! Da momee iz on da war path wit da housee! I suggest dat you hide, & mebbe get in your rat cave."

"Tell you whats. You go dat way & I will go dis way & dat way, we canz avoydz her all-together. And-alay! And-alay!"

Da moral of da Wed-nez-day storee? Get in yer spot & dont's move or else gets da heck outta Dodge! If momeez are H-bent on cleanin' housee, do what da dadee doez & leavez!!!!

"Dadee!!! Waits fur me. I yam right bee-hind you."