Sunday, November 23, 2008

I has to step in & takes control

Dr Tweety: "Since da momee gotted her hurt knee, I yam feelin' a itty bitty oevfur welcomed. Do you seez what I gots to doez?"

"I haz to figgure outs how much dis bird weighz, & see if I can gets it's plas-teek skin off!

Da Saveur sez dats it's mustee roast many many hourzez before it iz thoroughly cooked."

Mommy: (Calling from the couch where she has her knee up and is reading a good book): "Oh Tweety? Make sure you study that recipe for the sweet potato pie. Daddy is counting on that honey."

Dr Tweety: "Fur crime-ninneez sake! Iz she kiddin'? I gots to do da pie too?"

"Dis callz fur da troopsez. Maximillian??? Gets yer kittee bunz inside & let's gets to work!"

Maximillian: "I must be out of my ever loving gourd to be talked into this."

Iris: "Well I am going to volunteer to make the martinis for mommy so she stays happy on the couch."

Delilah: "Just look at all the clutter on this counter! I really fail to see what difference I can make."

"And no, no, NO... I am NOT going to clean the stove for that big old bird! I don't care how good you say it's going to taste"

"I'll just let Daddy do the hard scrubbing, and see if I can find Uncle Tweety to run the vacuum."

Auntie Stinkie: "Thanks for the warning Delilah! I'm going to go find my quiet chair immediately!"

Dr Tweety: "So it iz ups to me catzez. Moi, da Tanksgivin' angell!"

"In fact, I yam headin' outs right now & to sit besidez Momo & gets her all feelin' likes eatin' some tur-key!"


Mickey's Musings said...

Tweet, you sure have a lot of work to do!!!! It's a good thing you are a pawsome cook :)Your Mom is lucky to have you. Just keep an eye on your Dad to make sure he follows directions. Watch out Iris does not make too many martinis for your Mom ;)
I really hope that one wiff of that turkey gets Momo up and ready to eat!!!!
Purrs Mickey

PeeEss: Watch out for my Mom.She thinks you're cute and wants to hug & kiss you :o
That's what I have to put up with!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Aww Dr.Tweety you are so overworked. However are you going to manage it all? It's a good job that you are an eggsellent cook. Maybe Iris had better keep you supplied wiv Martinis too.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Dr. Tweety, I just saw your comment. I lost a bit of weight when I wuz pawly in the summer but I have put it back on again. I am back to 21lbs of pure muscle. You can stop laffing Flynn.
Delilah, I would love to share some treats wiv you.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

A cat's work is never done. I hope that your people appreciate you.

Anonymous said...

Dr Tweety we're sorry to hear that your Mom's knee hurts. It is not fun when Moms have hurty knees.

Don't work too hard, let your Dad help you!

Boy n Beethoven said...

The beans made you do all that! Demand a pay wise!


Daisy said...

I know you can do it, Dr. Tweety!

MaoMao said...

Wowie kazowie, Dr. Tweety, you've gotta lotta cookin to do! I'm sure you'll make yur beans' Thanksgiving dinner extra super yummiferous!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Dr. Tweety you have a big responsibility ahead of you, making turkey day dinner. But I know you can do it with help from all the other kitties!

Tesla and Hansel said...

Yoo nooos dat i waz tryin ta halp mommeh at MEH house an instead i gots squirted. Apparently, dem tree balls are not da same as MEH balls. But... dem... are so shiny...

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We is sendin you a secret ta help wif da cookin. The Big Thing showed us.

If ya mikrowavy a sweet potato fer 4-5 minutes, it comes out like it been mashed, is that neat or what?

Tybalt said...

Doc, you are the bestest mancat ever! Just look at you! I really admire you for being willing to take on that big plasticy bird and the oven!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Aw Dr Tweety, you ARE an angel! These Moms are not doing their jobs so well. But we'll manage. I'll come over and help you with the turkey and the tater thing. Maybe between us two smart cats we can figure it out. If not, we'll eat raw turkey and the beans can have raw taters. *giggle*
I'll be right over!
da Mini

The Crew said...

Poor Tweet. I think they're taking advantage of you and I recommend everycat go on strike. No work until you get a bowl of turkey.


Cat with a Garden said...

Dr. Tweety, I see you're absolutely work-loaden. Good thing, the others help a bit. And it might be furry easy to taste the turkey when you're in charge! Mmmhhh, nom, nom, nom...
Purrs, Siena

Anonymous said...

"Wow" Dr.Tweety you got your paws filled with all that work.Yet your a great cook so I know it will be delicious....Hugs Ariel

Angel MoMo and Charlotte said...

Wow, Dr T you are one great helper. Look forward to have a bit of that turkey. Nom, Nom, Nom!!!

Hope you Mommi gets better soonest. She will have to with all you helpers.

Thankyou for coming over and leaving all your purrs and get well wishes. When I am better I shall come over and we'll have a drink to your Mommi's health. Yes, Mommi???

SS thinks you have the cutest ears. Goodness me, ears, I ask you! I shall try to flatten mine and act cute as well.

Lux said...

I am totally impressed. Your mom is a very very lucky bean! :)

Everycat said...

You are all working SO hard! I hope large portions of turkey and long cosy naps are your reward for all this effort!

Happy Thanksgiving

Whicky Wuudler

PB 'n J said...

Way to help out Dr. Tweety - hope you all have a great Turkey Day!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Dr. Tweety, I hope you and all your family has a wonderful Thanksgiving tomorrow. Don't forget to delegate ;-) You don't want to be too tired to enjoy that yummy feast you're planning.

Sassy Kat said...

Hope your mom is doing better with the knee.
Happy early Thanksgiving to you and your family!

Angel MoMo and Charlotte said...

Hey Dr t, my silly SS sent a Happy Thankgiving message to your momee's email. Of course it came back to say that your momee is on leave. Anyway, here is to a great Thanksgiving and hope to manage the big dinner OK. Leave some turkey for me!!!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

Happy Thanksgiving

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, buddies, you gots a full day today! I hope you can get a grate nap in while the turkey is cookin' so you're ready to nom nom nom!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

The Cat Realm said...

Just head over to Sassy's - she has the Turkey all fixed - and your humans can see what they do!
Happy Thanksgiving to you!
Mrs. OZ, Tintin, Naughty, Luna, Ruis and Karl

Celly-bratin life in Orry-gone